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Brokenhearted and broke as a [[Nigger|joke]], Blackula wandered the streets as a bucket drummer until he was recruited to play backup in [[George Clinton]]'s band, ''[[Parliament]]''. He went on to a steady musical career, until he tried biting Sly Stone. Stone, being coked to the 'fro, survived, while Blackula overdosed and died from Sly's blood, which at the time was 97% [[cocaine]]. He now lives on only in the memories of directors like [[Quentin Tarantino]].
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Blackula is not actually [[black people|black]], he just has a [[Michael Jackson|skin disorder]].