[[Traian Basescu]] is the current president of Romania. He was a very well known singer prior to becoming the president. He sang everyday at the Golden Şlitz restaurant in Bucharest. He also seems to enjoy the company of men rather than women. Rumours say he was engaged with [[Teodor Stolojan]] until they broke up and Traian started crying in late 2004. After that, Base had many sexual relationships with Cojocea The Fatman, until Cojocea left him. The president never recovered from the shock, and hired hundreds of bounty hunters to kill The Fatman, but he dissapeared into [
[Casa Poporului ]]'s basements and nobody heard of him again.