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|+<big><big>''' Oltenia '''</big></big>
Oltenians are a proud and ancient race, descending from Burebista the Hairy's elves that escaped the Romans. Their intelligence is renowned, as all of them are natural born leaders. This innate ability to rule other people makes them leave their beloved land, as there is no one to lead there, since everyone is a boss. This characteristic also makes them easily recognizable, apart from the leak(praz) smell: if you shout "boss!" on the street, there are 99% chances that the ones who turn their heads are Oltenians. They usually have long necks, so they can see leadership opportunities better, even if the boss job is beyond the mountains.
They are very fast they talk using Present Perfect Tense which is as a label of them. in this way you can recognize them easyeasily. If you hear them you better run else you will have them as leaders asap.
Since the competition for leadership is so fierce in Oltenia, the Oltenians usually build round houses, so the neighbors can't gossip around the corners.
''Petrache Poenaru'' - another famous Oltenian. Nobody knows exactly what his job is. He is one of the most hated men in the world. He invented the fountain pen. He was born in 1799 a litlle bit too late for the French Revolution. However he was Tudor Vladimirescu's secretary during 1821 insurgency and after they lost a fight he realized that he was not born for guerrilla. He decided to study the forgotten art of painting sad clowns and is generally regarded as the mastermind behind [[Ronald McDonald]]
''Nea Marin'' aka ''Nea Marin Miliardarul'' (Nea Marin the billionaire) - is an infamous character that lived in Oltenia some time ago. He was known to be able to use the dark side of the force to transform ''praz'' into one-hundred dollar bills. A movie was made based on his character. Nea Marin fled Oltenia "with the wire" (cu sarma). Nobody heard of him since.
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