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== People ==
Oltenians are a proud and ancient race, descending from Burebista the Hairy's elves that escaped the Romans. Their intelligence is well known, and all of them are natural born leaders. This innate ability to rule other people makes them leave their beloved land, because there is no one to lead there, since everyone is a boss. This characteristic also makes them easily recognizable, apart from the [[praz]] smell: if you shout "boss!" on the street, there are 99% chances that the ones who turn their heads are Oltenians. They usually have long necks, so they can see leadership opportunities better, even if the boss job is beyond the mountains.
Since the competition for leadership is so fierce in Oltenia, the Oltenians usually build round houses, so the neighbours can't gossip around the corners.
== History ==
Ancient legends say that Moldavians once gathered all the brighter ones (who not only had 10 fingers but could count on them) and put them all in a carriage, and sent them away from their country. The carriage travelled as far as Caracal, where it turned over due to bad driving skills of the leading Moldavian.
It is a well known historical fact that Oltenia was never under foreign occuption for more than a few years. This was probably due to the fact that all inhabitants were leaders, so they couldn't accept someone else to be their boss. Also, even when enslaved, Oltenians didn't work, because they were leaders, which finally made the occupants leave.
The greatest dictator of modern Romania, [[Ceausescu]], was born in Oltenia, too.
The greatest lider born in Oltenia is Mihai Viteazu'.
The bigest market in Craiova is Bania. There you can buy quality closes from the most important companies like: Nike, Adidas and Moda Alice.
== Economy ==
Oltenians are very superstitious people who are still afraid of the local monsters, especially the [[strigoi]]. Oltenia has a a lot of old churches and monasteries, including the newely opened '''"Dintr-un Lemn de Bambus"''' budist shaolin kung-fu monastery, located deep in the mountains of northen Oltenia. Peple living in these parts are very fond of magic.The village Strehaia is well known for it's gipsy witches who use mercury,herbs and bat wings for their potions.
== Sport ==
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